O Lord Archaon...

O Lord Archaon
you have 5 attacks
unleashing U'zuhl
and then you have 10

O Lord Archaon
lord of the end times
crown of domination
sleeping in a cave

O Lord Archaon
the slayer of kings
weapon skill 9
hit most things on 3's

O Lord Archaon
you have a giant horse
hes better than an ork
because he is strength 5

O Lord Archaon
armour of morkar
1+ armour save
you are 855 points
(70 for dorghar)

O Lord Archaon
chosen of the Gods

magical resistance two
and level two wizard

O Lord Archaon
you're like a CHAOS GOD

O Lord Archaon
you're very good

thoughness five
(not quite thoughness six)

O Lord Archaon
with eye of Sheerian
3+ ward save
(from the eyeee)

O Lord Archaon
Chaos Gog-like
Priest of Sigmar
and now you're INSANE